hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

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jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

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The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.

TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)
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omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

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validx2:

When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lectureimage

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